Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve: Supposing Eve and Paris, prince of Troy, went off with their apples (arguing over whose was most delicious), leaving God, the Serpent, Adam, Helen, the three godesses and the heavenly gateway angels all fuming under the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.... What a lot of trouble we would have avoided.... Adam could have been the father of Eros with Athena and Hera as godmothers, and the rest would have been joyfully
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